Thursday, December 20, 2012

Episode 18: Russian Santa

In this unbearably festive episode, the Geeks are joined by none-other than the Graphic Designer General himself: Jeff Jones.  Together they have a chat about the upcoming Doctor Who Christmas special, as well as cherished specials of their past.  They explore a little country called 'Bulge-area' and finally get a visit from Russian Santa.

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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Episode 17: What's With All the Semen Jokes?

Hold on to your potatoes, because this week the Geeks are joined by Jim Miller and Tasha McEntire of Geeksociated Press to discuss, among other things, the Phoenix Metro geek scenes, Babylon 5, sex tapes and senior citizen STD ghettos.  

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Thursday, December 6, 2012

Episode 16: Batnipples

The 3 Drunk Geeks endeavor to discuss their favorite man from MI6, James Bond, despite barely remembering half of the movies they’ve watched.  Someone steals someone else’s fire, and then has his own fire stolen.  All movies eventually lead back to Goldeneye.  On top of that, a new Batman villain is created, and that chimp is going to Arkham Asylum no matter what! 

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Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Episode 15: 3 Drunk Caballeros

The 3 Drunk Geeks celebrate Thanksgiving the only way they know how: by talking about Disneyland.  Join James, Neil, Grover, and special guests Brittany Hoffman and her boyfriend Michael as they travel to a world of yesterday, tomorrow and fantasy and get irresponsibly sloshed along the way.

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Sunday, November 18, 2012

Episode 14: Encounter at Equestria

YouTube legend Eugene Langley defends all of Bronykind from the judgment of the Geek Continuum in this white-knuckle episode of the 3 Drunk Geeks!  A beloved friend and snack-cake dies and is mourned, strange Hobbit foods are eaten, and sausages are bickered over.  And just when you thought the drama couldn't possibly get any more intense, there's sex with puppets, murder, robuts and a little bit of nostalgia for tech long past.

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Monday, November 12, 2012

Episode 13, Part 2: Fat Tits O'Beardie

The Force is strong in this episode of the 3 Drunk Geeks, as the Geeks (and boozesmith Jk Grence) gaze in wonder at a possibly magical new era of Star Wars films.  The world is quickly turned on its head: up is down and Electro is black!  Muppets collaborate with Nazis!  Kids score nose-candy for Halloween!

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Cheers and enjoy... but watch yourself.  We're wanted men.  Neil has the death sentence on 12 systems.

Friday, November 9, 2012

Episode 13, Part 1: Doctor von Scotch

In this episode, the first of two parts, the 3 Drunk Geeks are joined by JK Grence, a local boozesmith, who tells us how to keep drunk AND warm in the winter!  (Even though it was 90 degrees when we recorded it.)    Learn the history of the Irish Coffee, the secret identity of demerara sugar, and shake hands with the lost Puerto Rican elixir known as the Coquito, which gets Neil's mustache all atwitter.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Episode 12: The Drunken Horror Podcast Show

In celebration of one of their favorite holidays, The 3 Drunk Geeks discuss the long time Halloween Tradition of 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' as they are joined by Designated Dan Anderson (AKA Jack Sullivan) who performs as Dr. Frank N. Furter with local Rocky Shadowcast, Midnight Mayhem.
Not to mention we discuss the talks of a Firefly animated series, a comic prequel to the upcoming Abrams flick: 'Star Trek Into Darkness', AND REAL LIFE TRACTOR BEAMS AND LASERS! Then we wash it all down with a Monster Energy Drink that could kill you. All this and more on Episode 12 of The 3 Drunk Geeks!
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Thursday, October 18, 2012

Episode 11: Wachtmeister Funboy

Unable to think of anything but Halloween loot, the 3 Drunk Geeks dissect the best and worst candies ad nauseum.  Shit gets dark with some new Batman and The Crow news, love is not found on a Trekkie dating site, and Neil doesn’t want to poop in the spooky bathroom.

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Monday, October 8, 2012

Episode 10: Tree Rape

The 3 Drunk Geeks endeavor to get into the Halloween spirit, but they can't do it alone.  They enlist the help of a local boozemonger, Zach Higgins, who suggests 10 essential movies to get into the Halloween mood.  Robots and zombies abound, and someone might possibly get tree raped.

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Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Episode 9: Yay, Tentacles!

The 3 Drunk Geeks reconvene with the help of the uncanny Alisa Ex from Geeksociated Press, to talk about the vidya and make some delicious dubstep.

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Thursday, September 13, 2012


Here's a little present for our loyal boozers: Neil's Robocop montage song in full.

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Episode 8: Stanwich University

The 3 Drunk Geeks watch their feminine figures... by drinking bourbon and Diet Dr Pepper.  James is totally not a racist.  Neil is totally not a racist.  Nick says he's not a racist but he can't stop calling John Stewart 'Black Lantern.'

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Saturday, September 8, 2012

Episode 7: Teenage Mutant Ninja Tribbles

The 3 Drunk Geeks throw caution and sobriety to the wind in possibly the drunkest show yet, as Neil and Nick root out every possible justification for taking shots of Jägermeister.  Half of the show is kitty noises by popular demand.

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Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Episode 6: Also Known as a 'Blow Job.'

The 3 Drunk Geeks mourn the deaths of Neil Armstrong, Nintendo Power, Tony Scott and The Office (even though none of them like The Office).  James has nothing to say about semen for the first time in his life, while Neil shows off his seminal plasma screen tv.  Nick’s keyboards are plagued by ‘crumbstains.’  An entire studio audience is abducted by aliums. 

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Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Episode 5: Gorton's Fishdicks

The 3 Drunk Geeks suffer a long night of technical difficulties and overcelebration.  James repeatedly breaks the façade of spontaneity.  Neil does want the sweet embrace of a green death.  Nick’s shorts break the show.

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Sunday, August 12, 2012

Episode 4: A Ninny, a Poof, and a Moustachio

3 Drunk Geeks do it like nobody could!  We introduce a new segment to the show, as well as recount tales of fake celebrity porn from our childhoods.  Also, we discuss the possibility of dinosaurs on Mars, and Neil and Nick play yet another rousing game of Interrupt James.

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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Episode 3: Slips, Strips, Bars and Bricks

The 3 Drunk Geeks are reunited!  Spoiler alert: It feels so good.

Neil returns from the Barbaric East with an epic yarn to share about 'real beer', which is insulted and interrupted at nearly every turn.  Marvel properties are discussed at length, as well as Pokemon.  James hates the new 'What's New in the World of Who' jingle.  Nick and Neil engage in dirty politics.

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Monday, July 30, 2012

Episode 2: Masterpenis Theater

In this very special presentation of 3 Drunk Geeks, we welcome Designated Dan on the program to fill in for Neil, who has been stuck in Bradley International Airport for nearly a week, subsisting only on crackers from the food court and earning a meager wage gathering carts. 

Together the two-and-a-half Drunk Geeks chat about chicken that’s straight-as-hell, drinks that will probably kill you, and the aching desirability of light-up lightsaber chopsticks.  We reveal a strange new future that has far more Hobbits and Turtles and far fewer Morrisons and Liefelds.  Also, Nicholas mispronounces ‘documentary’ in an embarrassing and somewhat homoerotic way, James’s choice in pies is ruthlessly ridiculed, and Dan drinks water.

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